{"product_id":"talk-to-myself-kitchen-towel-tea-towels-funny-towels","title":"Talk To Myself Kitchen Towel | Tea Towels | Funny Towels","description":"For the customer who multitasks and monologues, the Talk To Myself Kitchen Towel adds sass to cleanup while handling real-life kitchen chaos like a pro.\n\nThis is a funny, hard-working cotton tea towel, handprinted in Missouri with durable specialty inks that stay vibrant wash after wash. Pre-washed and preshrunk for a reliable fit, it’s made to wipe, dry, cover dough, and keep your kitchen looking pulled together, even when you are not.\n\nPerfect as a giftable kitchen essential for home cooks, busy parents, coworkers, hosts, and anyone who narrates their day while tackling dishes, spills, and everyday messes.\n\nKey Features:\n* Funny “Talk To Myself” saying that sparks smiles and easy add-on sales\n* 100% cotton flour sack style towel that is soft, absorbent, and quick-drying\n* Handprinted in Missouri for small-batch character and handcrafted appeal\n* Specialty inks bond to fabric for long-lasting design durability\n* Pre-washed and preshrunk to reduce shrink surprises\n* Built-in hanging loop for easy display and grab-and-go use\n* Low-maintenance care for high-maintenance messes\n\nConstruction \u0026amp; Materials:\n* Made in: United States\n* Materials Used: 100% cotton\n* Approx dimensions: 28\" x 28\"\n* Color: White\n* Details: Hanging loop\n* Care: Machine wash warm; tumble dry low; iron optional; bleach optional\n* Note: Handmade variations in size, texture, and image placement are normal\n\nStyle Guide:\n* Colors: White\n* Style: Funny, farmhouse-adjacent, modern casual kitchen\n* Theme: Humor, everyday living, practical gifting\n* Occasion: Housewarming, hostess gifts, Mother’s Day, holidays, coworker gifts\n* Seasonality: Year-round, with strong holiday and gifting spikes\n\nRetailer Information:\n* Why We Made This: To give retailers a functional tea towel that sells on humor and keeps customers coming back for more designs.\n* Why You’ll Love This: Fast, easy gifting item with broad appeal, strong impulse-buy potential, and a practical use customers will actually keep in rotation.\n* Pairs Well With: Candles, soaps, mugs, cookbooks, gourmet foods, aprons, and other cheeky Green Bee Tea Towels.\n* Suitable for Retailers Such As: Gift shops, boutiques, kitchen stores, farm stands, home décor retailers, museum shops, and lifestyle retailers.\n\nGreen Bee Tea Towels is a small, heartland-based brand founded by Rena in 2015 to reinvent the classic tea towel with humor, attitude, and real durability. Handprinted with specialty inks on high-quality cotton, Green Bee towels are made for everyday messes and zero-fuss care, because practical can still have a personality.\n\nStock the Talk To Myself Kitchen Towel and give customers a funny, useful grab-and-gift item that moves quickly on shelves and earns repeat buys.","brand":"Green Bee Tea Towels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50714449903856,"sku":"NS-TTM-BK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/5094\/0144\/files\/a2e7987dada0a059c7ce2946ca10d46224efe22fe0a3e5a9fc995920077389e9.jpg?v=1793641201","url":"https:\/\/thedandelionfarm.com\/products\/talk-to-myself-kitchen-towel-tea-towels-funny-towels","provider":"The Dandelion Farm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}