{"product_id":"control-freak-dish-towel-tea-towel-funny-kitchen-towel","title":"Control Freak Dish Towel | Tea Towel | Funny Kitchen Towel","description":"For the kitchen hero who knows you are not a control freak, you are just surrounded by people doing it wrong, meet the Control Freak Funny Kitchen Towel.\n\nThis is a 100% cotton dish towel handprinted in Missouri with durable specialty inks that stay vibrant through real life washing, bleaching, and drying. Pre-washed and pre-shrunk for a reliable fit, it is made to tackle everyday spills, dishes, and countertop chaos while serving up a perfectly timed punchline.\n\nPerfect as a funny, giftable kitchen essential for home cooks, hosts, newlyweds, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their cleanup routine.\n\nKey Features:\n* “I’m not a control freak but you’re doing it wrong” humorous saying customers instantly get\n* 100% cotton for soft, absorbent, quick-drying performance\n* Durable specialty inks bond to the fabric for long-lasting print\n* Pre-washed and pre-shrunk for low-maintenance, no-fuss use\n* White towel with a hanging loop for easy display and grab-and-go drying\n\nConstruction \u0026amp; Materials:\n* Handprinted in: USA\n* Materials Used: 100% cotton\n* Dimensions: approx 10\" x 5\"\n* Care: machine wash warm; tumble dry low; iron optional; bleach optional\n\nStyle Guide:\n* Colors: white and black\n* Style: witty, cheeky, modern farmhouse friendly\n* Theme: sarcasm, kitchen humor, everyday practicality\n* Occasion: housewarming, hostess gifts, coworker gifts, bridal showers, birthdays\n* Seasonality: year-round bestseller with strong gifting appeal\n\nRetailer Information:\n* Why We Made This: To turn a basic kitchen necessity into a durable, low-maintenance towel that sells on humor and performs on function.\n* Why You’ll Love This: Quick-turn giftable price point, broad customer appeal, and an easy add-on item that merchandises well on hooks, endcaps, and near registers.\n* Pairs Well With: other Green Bee Tea Towels, tea towel bundles, candles, mugs, greeting cards, kitchen gadgets, and housewarming gift sets.\n* Suitable for Retailers Such As: gift shops, kitchen stores, homeware boutiques, garden centers with gift sections, bookstores with lifestyle gifts, and tourist shops looking for easy-to-sell humor.\n\nGreen Bee Tea Towels is a small heartland-based brand founded by Rena in 2015 to make tea towels that are fun, functional, and built for real life. Handprinted in the Midwest with a witty, slightly sarcastic voice, each towel is designed to work hard, require no fuss, and add personality to everyday chores.\n\nStock the Control Freak Funny Kitchen Towel and give your customers an easy, laugh-out-loud gift that actually gets used, washed, and loved.\n\nPeople Also Search: Control Freak Kitchen Towel, Funny Kitchen Towel, Sarcastic Dish Towel, Cotton Tea Towel, Handprinted Dish Towel, Coworker Gift\n\nSeasonal Searches: Housewarming Gift, Hostess Gift, Coworker Gift, Bridal Shower Gift, Birthday Gift, Holiday Gift","brand":"Green Bee Tea Towels","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50714464649456,"sku":"NS-CF-CK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0696\/5094\/0144\/files\/7b7b0d5ece2fec82bd35b82c0f42b1ac6c0500e3d628923f3eac2420a9fb1b69.jpg?v=1793641242","url":"https:\/\/thedandelionfarm.com\/products\/control-freak-dish-towel-tea-towel-funny-kitchen-towel","provider":"The Dandelion Farm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}